INNOCENT CONFESSION 2.0
The first time I masturbated I thought I had pissed myself. I was 12 years old, in bed one night. I don’t know what prompted me to do it. I think I heard about it in school one day. Got curious.
I didn’t really know what had happened. The closest thing I had ever experienced to an orgasm before that was urination. So, I thought I pissed myself.
And I got to thinking about it. They aren’t that much different. Both are warm, both make a mess, and both are relieving (to a different degree, but sometimes to the same). The only difference I could see was that with pissing, you’re always trying to hold it for later, and with masturbating, you’re always in a hurry to finish. It takes work either way.
The first time I masturbated I thought I had pissed myself. I was 12 years old, in bed one night. I don’t know what prompted me to do it. I think I heard about it in school one day. Got curious.
I didn’t really know what had happened. The closest thing I had ever experienced to an orgasm before that was urination. So, I thought I pissed myself.
And I got to thinking about it. They aren’t that much different. Both are warm, both make a mess, and both are relieving (to a different degree, but sometimes to the same). The only difference I could see was that with pissing, you’re always trying to hold it for later, and with masturbating, you’re always in a hurry to finish. It takes work either way.
posted by Mr. Downs at 12:58 AM
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